To Make a Short Story Long...










PSST! Yes, you. Is it safe to come out? Hmmm...(looking around to make sure I don't get mobbed) It looks ok. Nobody but us here. WHEW! I really thought everyone would come jumping out & screaming "What took you so long?", "Why haven't you written anything?". Oh, I'm sure I'll hear it anyway...lol! Yes,I know. It's the last day of February & the last hour in eastern time. I really did plan on posting sooner. (likely story, I know!) But what matters is that I am here & ready to bore amaze you with my lengthy never-ending sitting-on-the-edge-of-your-seat, fantabulous writing! So, without further ado...

February is done! THE END

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
Oh I just kill myself sometimes! LMAO!!!
And no, the men in the white coats did not come to take me away & I don't expect them to (unless one of you lets the cat out of the bag that I escaped)
But seriously folks, (ok, c'mon now, I have to get serious here. Deep breath! ) I think I'm ok now. OM...OM...OM...AH! Done cracking up for now. I think I am in silly mode. It's either due to not enough sleep or the fact that it's back to hell work in the morning. That place is enough to drive anyone nuts! In fact, I believe it's a prerequesite to be at least a little crazy. If you don't go in that way, you will leave that way!




So, I'm happy to announce that the curse, jinx, bad luck, evil eye, etc., that had been following me around is gone (knock wood) at least for now. I am ready to take in all the good luck I can get! Money can start rolling in any time! MONEY? HEL-LO? Hmm...I'm waiting! AHEM! So, anyway, things haven't gotten worse & maybe sort of evened out. Life is pretty much back to- normal.




I don't know what it is about that word-normal. I just don't think it has ever fit me at all. I have never cared much for the word. In fact, I shudder at the very thought that I could ever be...ACK!...normal. And judging by this post, I don't think I am in any danger of that! LOL!




So, life goes on & I am really looking forward to spring. The temps here are supposed to be near 40 pretty much all week so it should melt some of this snow. Although I can't really complain too much about this winter. The most snow we have had was this month. It's been about 6 inches here, 4 inches there. And quite a few nights with an inch or so to wake up to. I do not envy those of you who have had all that snow or those of you who don't usually get snow & did.




Something is up with Mother Nature this year for sure. I hope she gets on some medication soon! I don't think our world can take too much more of her antics.




I pray for all those who have been affected by the devastation around the world.




God Bless every one of you & your families! We can all use some blessings now & then.




So till next time, I remain...




Your friend & certified nut job




Babushka Waving in the Wind




Collette (((HUGS)))




22 comments:

Quirkyloon said...

Ouch! Would you please stop knocking (wood) on my head?

Ouch!

*smile*

Ron said...

OMG....what a FREAKIN' FAAAAABULOUS post, dear lady!

From start to finish, I was HOWLING! I love your sense of humor because I'm a certified nutjob too!

YOU. CRACK. ME. UP!

Yes, even me (someone who LOVES winter) is welcoming the Spring. However, you'll be hearing me bitch about the summertime heat around July - HA!

I am so glad to hear that life is well for you and was so glad to see that you had posted.

YAAAAAAAY...Collette posted!!!

Have a wonderful day, my friend!

((((( HUGS )))))

X

Jientje said...

Keeping my fingers crossed the evil curse does not return! This was a fun post. Don't ever act " normal" I like you just the way you are!

Aunt Becky said...

Spring cannot possibly come soon enough.

ReformingGeek said...

You lost me at "normal". What an evil word. I vow to never conform. Will you join me?

I will try to keep Evil Twin well away from you. She can cause some problems sometimes and you don't need any more curses.

I hope you get some snow melt!

Kathryn said...

YAY! You've posted!!

Where have you been? (Oh, men in the white coats? She's OVER HERE!!!)

Hey, seriously...I'd never sick 'em on you...or I'd have to go with you....and then we'd make them so crazy they'd have to let us go.

Pun intended...

This was a wonderful post, sweetie!!

((hugs))

Collette said...

@Quirky-That wasn't me knocking on your head. I think the woodpecker (heehee) got loose:)
@Ron-I try not to complain in the summer because I swear in the winter that I will never complain about summer again...lol
@Jientje-I don't think there's really any danger of me ever being "normal":) Not around here...lol
@Aunt Becky-Yes, before you know it, the dandelions will be blooming everywhere. And you can make wine out of them...lol
@Reffie-I will definitelt join you as abnormal, un-normal, non-normal & whatever else we call it but the "other" word! Tell Evil Twin to stay back or I'll stick my snow shovel where the sun don't shine! LOL
@Kathryn-If the men in white coats ever stopped in here, we'd all be in trouble! I just seem to bring out the beast, er um, best in everyone!
I just love you guys!!! (((HUGS)))

vdm17 said...

Glad you are feeling better and the storm has passed. I haven't been in a silly mood for days - so not me. Like you I'm waiting on Spring and money would be nice too. Hello, money.

Me-Me King said...

Well, I can go home now, I've definitely had my belly-laugh for the night. Funny though, you're waiting for Spring while I'm still waiting for Winter.

Collette said...

@vdm17-Well, I hope the silliness comes back soon & money follows:) $$$$$$$
@Me-Me-Glad you enjoyed! I will gladly share any winter I have left with you!

Captain Dumbass said...

Glad you've cast off all the bad juju. Hope spring comes quickly for you.

Collette said...

@Captain-Thanks! Spring usually brings new beginnings!

Jennifer Juniper said...

I can't wait for spring around here, too!

LceeL said...

Ahhhh. THERE you are. And before they come to take you away, I'd just like to say - glad you've posted. And I look forward to more from you.

Michelle said...

I'm so happy for spring.

Irony: My 12 year old came down and said, this was a perfect week for spring break.

It started raining and thundering.

Look at all the flowers mom. OH hahahaha

Collette said...

@Jennifer-I hope it's here to stay!
@Lceel- Yup, still here.For now. Glad you stopped by:)
@Michelle-Don't you ahte that? But it is good for the flowers (& weeds...UGH)lol

Enchanted Oak said...

Just wanted to pop in and say that Spring is now just a week away. Thank you for your lovely comments and hugs on my blog. They help me stay sane!.
Chris

MomZombie said...

Where did you send that curse? Did it drift on the wind somewhere north of your home? Hmmmm? Thankfully it didn't stay long. Happy Spring.

dana said...

Never, EVER, say "It's gone" or "It's over". Fate will track you down and take a leg off.

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sewa mobil said...

Ahhhh. THERE you are. And before they come to take you away, I'd just like to say - glad you've posted. And I look forward to more from you.

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